
The Pharmakeia Church on Main Street right in the middle of town CVS, Rite-Aid or Walgreens willing to meet all your needs headaches, ulcers, bunions or dizziness tired, anxious feelings of loneliness There's always a church of convenience found at Wal-Mart, Target or Sam's most local grocers, like Spartan carry a great line of drugs, plus talcum, toothpaste, shampoo, deodorant Q-tips, cotton-balls, Bag Balm, and Vaseline So come to the church on the corner to get your pills and your booze every need there fulfilling pick up some Cookies 'n Cream make-up, dog food, panty hose or greeting cards Morphine, Xanax, Valium or Tylenol A drive-thru window for convenience just take your place in line have your ID ready soon they will hand out your pills go home, take them, hope they will do the trick surely they will, that's what the doctor said Let's go to the drugstore on the corner open every day of the week there's something to treat all of the symptoms common to most every man pain pills, wine coolers, chocolate and peppermints green tea, seltzer, soda pop and Hershey bars Way back in a corner of the drugstore behind a line of dis-ease patients awaiting the arrival of Prozechariah XanActs of the Apostles, Murine and aspirin VicoDaniel, Sarahquel and vitamins At the corner of Healthy and Happy stands a manmade drug church for all no ringing bells, pews or altars no organ, piano or choir no preachers, teachers, Bibles or bulletins just assurance the co-pay applies to all prescriptures filled (Beatrice J. Hesley)
Thank you, Heavenly Father, for giving me a prescription for life. I plan to have this prescription “filled full!”
and my fav prescripture, Butter Pecan ice cream.
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Enjoy your satire! We put a lot of rocks in our mouth because we reject His grace, don’t we?
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Thank you! Your response is so on point (Matthew 7:9):
https://biblehub.com/matthew/7-9.htm
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